[left that other site]

No, You started it! You invaded Poland!

[dfwgator]

Basil Fawlty: [to nurse, a little groggily] My God, you’re ugly, aren’t you?
Sybil Fawlty: Basil?
Sister: I’ll... I’ll get the doctor.
Basil Fawlty: You need a plastic surgeon, dear, not a doctor.