“I was angry before, but now I’m p!$$ed off!!”
“If I was that close to a horse’s weiner, I’d be worried about being p!$$ed ON!”
hehehe.
I was at the Fort in St Augustine, and the Park Ranger was talking about the Ravelin in front of the entrance.
I said : I know what is meant by Mamelon and Ravelin
and another tourist chimed in: “And i can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin.”
The stunned Ranger had no idea that we were quoting Gilbert and Sullivan.