NASCAR’s Kurt Busch says ex-girlfriend is trained assassin

Associated Press ^ | January 13, 2015 | Randall Chase

[ConservativeStatement]

DOVER, Del. — The NASCAR driver known as "The Outlaw" testified Tuesday he believes his ex-girlfriend is a trained assassin dispatched on covert missions around the world who once returned home in a blood-splattered gown.

Kurt Busch, appearing in court again over Patricia Driscoll's request for a no-contact order, continued the push of his legal team to discredit his ex as a scorned woman out to destroy his career, portraying her as a character fit for a screenplay.

[cripplecreek]

LOL I think a few brainscans may be in order.

[LongWayHome]

Dude is watching too much TV.

[cripplecreek]

Not much is known about him but this is her handler.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Serious brain injuries can occur in some of them 200mph crashes.

[umgud]

Never much liked him or his brother, but I’d guess he’s more than a loose wingnut.

[PROCON]

[Sasparilla]

Uhh, what if she actually is?

[ConservativeStatement]

Could be. This paragraph is of interest:

Also called to the stand was Richard Andrew Sniffen, a Christian musician and self-described music minister who performs at NASCAR outreach events. He said Driscoll contacted him the night of the alleged assault, telling him Busch had pushed her and that she hit her head, but not that he had slammed her head into the wall. Sniffen said Driscoll was upset, angry and brokenhearted, but she never said she was afraid of Busch and sought reconciliation.

[Chode]

ya gotta be kiddin me...

[ExCTCitizen]

Kurt Busch is the smarter of those two. Both of those brothers are not my favorite drivers. I’m hoping Mr. Danica Patrick (Ricky Stenhouse, Jr.) will get into the chase... along with David Reagan.

[Tax-chick]

Then he should be glad to have the no-contact order in place, not fighting it.

[ZOOKER]

Can't wait 'til the movie comes out.

[GeronL]

She is a North Korean spy who stole all the NASCAR secrets!

North Korea now has tanks that drive 190 mph but only turn left!

[Steve_Seattle]

"Dude is watching too much TV."

Maybe too much public access TV - it's full of conspiracy mongers.

[Delta Dawn]

One too many left turns this season...

[angryoldfatman]

I was just about to post that Busch must have gotten really high and watched “Kill Bill”.

Kinda like John Kerry was smokin’ the wacky toe-backy while watching Apocalypse Now. Or like David Icke dropped acid just before he caught a “V” marathon on TV.

[Liberty Valance]

lol - this should end well ...

[ViLaLuz]

She was a long cool woman in a black dress.

[TADSLOS]

Shake and Bake.