She ever gets married, she will add 30 pounds the first year. There is not a grocery aisle in America where the bon bons don’t shiver when she walks down it...
I knew a guy who didn’t marry a girl because he said he KNEW she was going to balloon up after marriage. She was starving herself because she was still on the market. He said she was thin, but he could just tell that she had millions of fat cells screaming, “Feed me! Feed me! Feed me!”