[kevao]

people were literally dancing down the hallways, showing off all their iOS apps and saying how much better 2015 is going to be on account of them having the new iPhone. They are going to be so much more productive with this device.

Are these folks dancers or Apple salesmen? Otherwise, doesn't sound like they're being all that productive....

[SamAdams76]

This is a picture of some of them...taken on an iPhone, of course.

Of course the iPhone is making them more productive. They now have time to dance down the hallways on their way to their next meeting.