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"Prophet" Mohammed Jokes
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| 01/08/2015
| Jewbacca
Posted on 01/07/2015 3:40:44 PM PST by Jewbacca
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To: teeman8r
Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goats milk.
One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
“This is my oldest son, hes a martyr.”
“This is my second son. He is a martyr also.”
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully, “They blow up so fast, dont they?”
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posted on
01/08/2015 7:31:58 AM PST
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: KC_Lion
I bought a Saudi womans diary on e-bay:
Monday stayed in
Tuesday stayed in
Wednesday stayed in
Thursday stayed in
Friday stayed in
Saturday stayed in
Sunday stayed in
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posted on
01/08/2015 7:33:28 AM PST
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: jespasinthru
Muslims have no sense of humor.
Every time I tell a Mohammed joke, it gets blow up out of proportion.
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posted on
01/08/2015 7:36:02 AM PST
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: BeauBo
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posted on
01/08/2015 7:37:41 AM PST
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: wyokostur
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posted on
01/08/2015 7:38:37 AM PST
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: LucianOfSamasota
Why did Mohammed get on Twitter?
Because Twitter is now 9 years old!
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posted on
01/08/2015 7:39:22 AM PST
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: skinkinthegrass
127
posted on
01/08/2015 7:40:40 AM PST
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: jespasinthru
128
posted on
01/08/2015 7:42:16 AM PST
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: RaceBannon
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posted on
01/08/2015 7:45:43 AM PST
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: Jewbacca
Not funny, but shows the radical minority is not such a minority.
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posted on
01/08/2015 7:47:38 AM PST
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: Norm Lenhart
Life isnt fair either. Why are there no muslims on Star Trek? Star Trek takes place in the future.Reminds me of Richard Pryor complaining about no n@ggers being in Logan's Run...."White folks ain't planning for us to be here."
To: dfwgator
I love Pryor. Remember the SNL word association skit?
Spear chucker - WHITE TRASH!
Nigger - DEAD honkey....
I wonder if it’s still online
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posted on
01/08/2015 12:49:16 PM PST
by
Norm Lenhart
( "Come'on everybody! We got Quilting to do!" - Team America)
To: willywill
To: KC_Lion
What kind of juice? Grapefruit juice? Pineapple juice? They need prune juice because they're so full of sheeet! Ofterntimes the jokes write themselves
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posted on
01/08/2015 1:24:08 PM PST
by
Impala64ssa
(You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
To: cripplecreek
Boneless pork rectums? As opposed to the ones that have bones?
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posted on
01/08/2015 1:24:39 PM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Life and death are but temporary states. But Freedom endures forever.)
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
Don’t worry, they’ll have bones in them as soon as the muzzies tear open the boxes.
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posted on
01/08/2015 1:26:54 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(You can't half ass conservatism.)
To: Jewbacca
All I did was compliment her about her lovely daughters. I don't know why she got got so mad at me.
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posted on
01/08/2015 1:32:07 PM PST
by
Impala64ssa
(You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
To: Impala64ssa
ROFLMAO.
My favorite here is the roller coaster picture. Subtle.
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posted on
01/08/2015 1:33:56 PM PST
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: Jewbacca
So binLaden makes it up to the Pearly Gates and St Peter lets him in. 5 seconds later he's confronted by Robert E Lee who grabs binLaden picks him up by the neck and choke slams him. No sooner does binLaden get back on his feet when Thomas Jefferson grabs him, and delivers a pile driver. Then along comes George Washington who kicks him in the 'nads and beats him unconscious. When binLaden comes to St. Peter is standing over him and he says this is not the Paradise I was promised. St. Peter says "DAMMMIT! You moslems got it all wrong! You were promised 72 VIRGINIANS!!
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posted on
01/08/2015 1:41:22 PM PST
by
Impala64ssa
(You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
To: Jewbacca
So binLaden makes it up to the Pearly Gates and St Peter lets him in. 5 seconds later he's confronted by Robert E Lee who grabs binLaden picks him up by the neck and choke slams him. No sooner does binLaden get back on his feet when Thomas Jefferson grabs him, and delivers a pile driver. Then along comes George Washington who kicks him in the 'nads and beats him unconscious. When binLaden comes to St. Peter is standing over him and he says this is not the Paradise I was promised. St. Peter says "DAMMMIT! You moslems got it all wrong! You were promised 72 VIRGINIANS!!
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posted on
01/08/2015 1:41:22 PM PST
by
Impala64ssa
(You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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