I don’t eat Christmas turkeys that have not been dressed.
After 35 years in the UMC I can say with absolute conviction that it is not possible to be a Christian and a member of the UMC.
And I can say with absolute conviction that I personally know Methodist men and women that have more moral character and Christ-like behavior in their pinkies than you have in your entire body and soul.
Your bombastic and idiotic statement is proof positive of where your soul and spirit reside.