Doe, a deer, a she-male deer,
Ray, a sissy lumberjack!
Acchh....
Bright copper kettles und
Warm woolen mittens.
AK’s and Armalites,
Und big Viking kittens.
Ma Deuce und panzerfaust,
Metal that rings—
Ja! dese are a few of my favorite things.
Mein fuehrer—I can valk!
Oberststuhrmfuehrer Maria Poppins-Von Trapp