[tioga]

Rise and shine. Tis a New Year! Homework on the blackboard, apples on my desk.

[tioga]

Michelle is the master of jobation
Keeps Obama in line before the nation
Obama does seem to slip
For Reggie he does flip
Though Michelle keeps him on probation.

[secret garden]

A jobation from Jonah.

[mikrofon]

Environmentalists go from Jobation
To loud, in-your-face reprobation
So we see things their way
And to make the "rich" pay
For their Utopian conglobation…