[Zuse]

Maybe his cooking lacks soul.

Besides, who needs a cook when your family is raw vegan?

[Calvin Locke]

Maybe his cooking lacks soul.

Maybe he's not gay. There's that gay Chitown chef always bragging about cooking for them.

Art Smith, maybe?

Or perhaps he didn't prepare dog the Indonesian way, like BHO's stepfather did?

[Jack Hydrazine]

Maybe the Mooch needs to hire Willie's Taste of Soul for their cooking needs!