Would you like to join me and my friends for a spa day, or a day of beauty?
Not that I would ever do either. I'm not a girly-girl.
Men? The best chefs? BAH! a male chef is practically shopping the Castro district already! A male chef? That’s hilarious!
Real men eat their food raw. In poodle skirts....commando. When they eat cooked food, it’s only to lull da’wimmen into a false sense of civility we clearly do not, in truth, have.
But a dude COOKING?!?!?!?!
There are just some things even men won’t admit to!
(Ducks and runs before Johnny sees this ;)