[dsrtsage]

“Isn’t it a felony to mention the perp’s race?”

They must be over 40 too, otherwise they would be “teens”

[Blue Jays]

I especially like when the media describes criminals and criminal activity somewhat like this:

"...The alleged robber was described as male, 6'1" in height, wearing a blue knitted cap, gray hooded sweatshirt with oil stain on left cuff, blue pants with 1-inch triangular rip on the right knee, red Nike sneakers with yellow details, white socks, a thin mustache, and a digital Casio wristwatch with a minor scratch on the bezel. Be on the lookout..."

It would almost be comical if it were not so pro-criminal and utterly predictable in frequency.
It almost becomes a game as to what lengths the media will go to AVOID stating the race of the criminals.