Oh yeah, when HELL freezes over!
Well, that's gonna happen right quick, because if you don't think Gloria is going to bolt upright from a sound sleep one night and cry out, "Holy crap! There's a whole 'NOTHER sex I can make money from!!! Why didn't I think of that before???" Well, you don't know Gloria.
Only female schoolteachers in Florida get accused of raping males. They are usually super hot looking women and their victims are under age high school boys. I say victim with a grain of salt because when I was growing up I had the hots for so many female teachers I would have died and gone to heaven if any of them had bothered to”rape” me. Are you kidding me? They didn’t even know I existed. Oh yeah I’m sure it would have scarred me for life. What a stupid society we inhabit.