recent reports of one gaol are that they were very heavy on plain bologna sandwiches and tap water
they did let “one percenter” inmates order fast food deliveries to their cells, however (subject to the guards eating anything they liked, so what you actually received could ary considerably)
the trick seemed to be to find out what kinds of pizza your guard didn’t like...
Inmates ordering out reminds me of Jeff Spicoli ordering pizza from his history class in “Fast times at Ridgemont High”.