What Not To Get Your Girlfriend for Christmas

Youtube ^ | Dec 23, 2014 | Robbie Sherrard

[Dallas59]

Video LinkNotes and rules...

[Gay State Conservative]

So is that to say I should take the vacuum cleaner back?

[Tax-chick]

It depends on the brand.

[dfwgator]

Scope. Has anyone here ever received a bottle of Scope? Has anyone here ever sent anyone a bottle of Scope? Just seems like such a cruel thing. Often think of the borderline psychotic. Just needs one more thing to go wrong, y’know. Going down to the mailbox.. “Hmm..what’s this? Scope? Scope! AHH! WAH! AHHHHHHHGH!” Up on the roof with a Magnum- BMMM! Nine dead and they blame Marine training. Uh, bad breath, yeah. “Anyone can have bad breath, Marge, but you can knock a buzzard off a sh—wagon!” Remember that?

-George Carlin

[Robert A Cook PE]

What about the new carpet cleaner?

Should I swap it for the vacuum cleaner?

[Tijeras_Slim]

Do you know the best vacuum?

[Lurker]

Never buy a woman anything that plugs in unless she specifically asks for it. Twice.

[Tax-chick]

The owner of my local vacuum store says that Riccar, made in Missouri, is the best. I have one. If any prospective boyfriend wanted to bring me a second one, I would accept it happily: Anoreth arrived yesterday with a shedding dog.

[Billthedrill]

I like Dyson.

My Dad got Mom an iron one year. The problem was, she'd forgot she'd ever said she wanted one. It was...strained... Sometimes you really can't win.

[Vendome]

She has weak arms?

ROTFLMAO! !!!

[GeronL]

lol

[GeronL]

do they prefer battery powered things...

[nascarnation]

Post of the day!
Congratulations.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Trick question... the best is whatever your house cleaner likes.

Glad the clan is assembling for the Holidays, have a Merry Christmas.

[grimalkin]

I read on another forum that a lady’s ex-husband went to Walmart, bought her an ice scraper and cheap steering wheel cover, tied off the Walmart bag, and threw it under the tree.

[Lurker]

Better than a Dyson?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

But . . . but . . . my gift would make it EASIER for her to fix dinner!

[Vendome]

So back when Tiger Woods was married to Elin she caused an argument that resulted in their divorce.

Yeah, see he was watching a game on TV and she walks in on him asking “What’s on the TV?”

“DUST!” He said

And that’s how the fight started.

Really a thin skinned woman and just too needy.

[mfish13]

Yeah, vibrators have batteries.

[Diamond]

I didn’t read the article because I assumed it was about Bill Clinton.