[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Sons of you-know-who...

a semi-automatic 9mm machine pistol-style gun

Wait...what?

[Tigerized]

Javonta and Lavelle?

No need to read any further.

Sigh.

[Parley Baer]

“a semi-automatic 9mm machine pistol-style gun”

What dat? Say what?

[Chode]

could be a semi MAC10/Cobray or TEC9 or some such but prolly just a stooopid reporter

[TaMoDee]

9mm UZI Pistol type kind of fits the description.

[windcliff]

Javonta sounds like a girls’ name.

[chris37]

Javonta?

Javonta!?

WHAT THE **** IS A JAVONTA!?!?

I would assume its mother just picked the letters of off tiles from inside the lid of the Scrabble box, but then again, there’s no way its mother even had a Scrabble lid or tiles, BECAUSE SHE’D HAVE TO BE ABLE TO FRICKIN’ read before having any of that!!

I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE ARRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!! I better STFU up now before I get myself in trouble.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

3-4 years for armed robbery? With discount that’s a year and a half, maybe 2 years. I call that encouragement.