Two cannibals are sitting around a campfire.
One says to the other, “I hate my mother-in-law.” The other says, “Then just eat the vegetables.”
You heard about the cannibal who wouldn’t eat the clown?? He tasted funny.
And the cannibals who announced to the guy they’d captured.....Because of your extreme bravery in battle, we’re going to make you into a hero sandwich.
What do you call a cannibal who devoured his mother in law?
Gladiator!