“Now on to the ceremony! #ShareTheLove @DavidFurnish”
Anyone who actually believes that these two perverts sexually reserve themselves to one another is an idiot.
“I rang up a friend in London and said, ‘Could you please rattle some new people together for dinner here Saturday?’” John told Parade. “[David] was very well dressed, very shy. The next night we had dinner. After it, we consummated our relationship. We fell in love very quickly.” John added that to keep that spark in their relationship, “Every Saturday for 16 years, we’ve sent each other a card, no matter where we are in the world, to say how much we love each other.”
Barf.