I once entered a Pizza Hut to retrieve my carry out. There was a gal in there raising a fuss because her order wasn’t ready or in the store ordering system order anywhere. Obscenely raising a fuss, and berating the young folks behind the counter. I slipped out sliced two valve stems on her car, returned to the store and graciously offered her my pizza. While I waited for a replacement pizza it was worth the wait as she tried to drive off. She had obviously called the wrong Pizza Hut. Fat broad probably ate the entire pizza while awaiting rescue.
None shall stand between an extreme muffin-top and their pizza! BEWARE!!!
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