The fibre that serves the town is literally a visual (infrared) representation of a multiplexed analogue waveform. The rest, of course, is DSL and T-carrier traffic. (ISDN can be multiplexed into a T1)
Most places have digital service, and have the line down-converted at the curb for faxes, ADT, &c.
With that being said, I don't think (real) U-Verse (and, the OANN) will be available anytime soon around here.
Recently, SBC rebranded all their digital services as U-Verse, while retaining the underlying infrastructure. While you could technically say that my town has U-Verse, it is still the same 3 Mbps DSL service. With a 768 kbps uplink, I don't think you could get the VOIP phone to work, let alone the IPTV.
A friend of mine, who lives on the south side of town, has U-Verse service brought in from Arlington, as they live less than half a mile from the county line. He even has the wireless transmitter box!
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My sister lives right on the Arlington-GP line. I think she has ATT U-verse???
I usually keep FOX on during the day just for background noise . . . but I do enjoy Special Report with Brett over the other channels and a few other things.