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To: BenLurkin
Anyone remember the scene from "A Spaceman In King Arthur's Court". The astronaut has been captured and hauled before Arthur, Merlin et al, but he still has his helmet on, complete with gold plated visor.

Arthur & Co. think he's some sort of a insect.

"Let's cut it open and see what is inside."

"If I could get this helmet off, you would see that I'm a man. Does anyone here have a wrench?"

(Arthur to Merlin) "A WENCH? Well, as long as he doesn't do anything unseemly... Come here, wench!" (he commands to a passing servant girl.)

The astronaut has the girl hold his head/helmet in a headlock then rolls his body around, thereby unscrewing the helmet. The girl is left holding the "Head" (helmet) and faints.

Would you prefer the WENCH in RED

or the WRENCH in GREEN?


32 posted on 12/19/2014 4:04:13 PM PST by BwanaNdege
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To: BwanaNdege

Red please


39 posted on 12/19/2014 5:54:34 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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