There was a decent-looking, 5’6” frat boy I knew in college who developed a “theorem” which he named after himself (omitted because I think he lurks here). His (blank)-Theorem stated that at any given frat party at his frat (he lived upstairs), he could ask 20 women very directly if they wanted to go upstairs and have sex, one would say “yes” and he would get laid that night. He always asked in kind of a goofy, funny way, such that he could laugh off their negative responses and move on. When he found a taker, as he escorted her upstairs, he would whisper the number of women he had to ask to get to a “yes” to a frat brother who was in on the “theorem”.
It never got as high as 20.
Did y’all go to UNC?