That is pretty good.
The Army Black Knight used to ride onto the field at various times. My Youngster year, the Brigade Activities Committee tranquilized his horse. The Woops were all the time stealing Bill the Goat. Used to be able to get away with that kind of stuff, before the armed forces went completely PC & homocentric.
It all goes to hell when the goat is gay and good at common core math
“before the armed forces went completely PC & homocentric.”
Yikes! I don’t want to know what they do with the goat now! ;-)