Deputies: Osteen woman stalking mother made over 500 calls (FL)

news-journalonline.com ^ | December 8, 2014 | Patricio G. Balona

[Cowgirl of Justice]

I am dying laughing at you guys!!!!!!

All y’all need Jesus!!!!

[HiTech RedNeck]

It was old when it was born. Because it is wrongheaded and even you know that. Just because the country is clowning around today does not mean it is justified for you to do it, too.

[Vendome]

Well, they never got to my bunny rabbits, so that’s always been a relief.

If you think we’re funny, you should hear my brother tell the story about of them.

Makes me cringe but, he’s funny and anyone not hearing the stories is usually laughing and giving me pity at the same time...

[Vendome]

I love porkchops too!

But, I’m just not down for a case of Trichinosis and tape worms.

[CrazyIvan]

Only once here but that was enough. A real “Play Misty For Me” Special. Three years after I thought she'd given up I got a call at 2:00am from her. She asked if she could come see me. I said no. She started screaming at me for being in bed with another woman!

[Vendome]

LOL!!!

That’s funny right there.

She wanted to own yoi.

[Does so]

I, too, have a stalker. Somehow, she managed to find my address, and drove by. My home's description was reported to a small town forum 2000 miles away. I can't shame this Obama-lover at the forum, except to say that in Florida a stalker only gets one "drive-by"—upon the second, it's an arrest.

[moovova]

Good golly...that’s scary. Thank goodness FL knows how to deal with it.