Your just fresh, mon.
Got neighbors that went to a “resort” in Jamaica. When they came back they said the resort was A#1 but everything outside was at best 3rd world. They walked the beach one evening and came upon a fence at the resort property line that ran down to the water, there was a security guard from the resort there that asked them if they intended on crossing off of resort property, when they said they were thinking about it....the security guard said before they that he would need their names and room # incase they didn’t return. Scary.