Idea: maybe I “identify” with being 17 years old and want to go back to high school... In actuality I’m 37, but I think we need to brainstorm some good creative ways to cause mischief like this. Nobody ever pushes back on the left with their same techniques, it seems.
Can we “identify” as another race, and sue over discrimination? Hmmm
Make sure you are taking treatments to help you become youthful... anti-aging creams, eating habits, watching MTV, etc. I'll set up a clinic to help you accomplish your goals of feeling younger and we can charge Medicare billions for it.