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Homeless Man Steals Ambulance, Says He Was Headed to Topless Bar
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| Dec-5-2014
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Posted on 12/06/2014 3:10:16 PM PST by Patriot777
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I'm laughing too hard to comment right now!!!
To: Patriot777
Not about the man being homeless, about everything else.
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posted on
12/06/2014 3:11:05 PM PST
by
Patriot777
(Imagine....that we could see Obama being hauled out of the White House kicking and screaming?)
To: Patriot777
Pontiac Michigan used to be the home of the State Mental Hosptal...it may still be..
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posted on
12/06/2014 3:11:56 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: Patriot777
Prozac needed on the Strip . . .
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posted on
12/06/2014 3:12:43 PM PST
by
txnativegop
(I'm out of ideas about tag lines.)
To: Patriot777
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posted on
12/06/2014 3:12:45 PM PST
by
sitetest
(If Roe is not overturned, no unborn child will ever be protected in law.)
To: Patriot777
The Nudie Bar
Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, at the nudie bar.
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, at the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.
Where a buck’s enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar.
Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar.
Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar.
Where the cops are at the door, and there’s a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar.
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posted on
12/06/2014 3:13:33 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Patriot777
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posted on
12/06/2014 3:14:25 PM PST
by
Paladin2
To: Patriot777
What kind of Topless Bar is open for business at 6:40 in the morning? Was it a ‘last call’ situation, thus he needed an ambulance, all lights blazing? He was headed to The Booby Trap on 8 mile road, too late though, they have already closed down for good.
To: Patriot777
Dam I read that as
“Headless Man Steals Ambulance, Says He Was Headed to Topless Bar”
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posted on
12/06/2014 3:19:05 PM PST
by
tophat9000
(An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
12/06/2014 3:19:09 PM PST
by
OddLane
To: tophat9000
Now that would have been a story!
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posted on
12/06/2014 3:19:31 PM PST
by
OddLane
To: Patriot777
Maybe he saw “The Fugitive” movie.
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posted on
12/06/2014 3:19:56 PM PST
by
onyx
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To: Patriot777
To: Patriot777
Maybe he needed a lump removed quick.
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posted on
12/06/2014 3:21:44 PM PST
by
bramps
(Go West America!)
To: Patriot777
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posted on
12/06/2014 3:22:47 PM PST
by
Dallas59
To: Patriot777
I don't know, he looks well-balanced enough to me...
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posted on
12/06/2014 3:23:21 PM PST
by
Telepathic Intruder
(The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
To: Patriot777
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posted on
12/06/2014 3:23:28 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(You can't half ass conservatism.)
To: Patriot777
If I was homeless, and looking at an oncoming Michigan winter, I would be looking at ways to get into nice warm mental hospital too.
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posted on
12/06/2014 3:24:43 PM PST
by
PapaBear3625
(You don't notice it's a police state until the police come for you.)
To: lee martell
It’s the King of Diamonds now. (with valet parking)
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posted on
12/06/2014 3:25:22 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(You can't half ass conservatism.)
To: Patriot777
“Homeless Man Steals Ambulance, Says He Was Headed to Topless Bar”
Well, at least he had a plan.
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