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Posted on 12/04/2014 6:38:34 PM PST by mirkwood

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To: mirkwood
“There’s nothing wrong with revenge. It’s the best way to get even.”

Archie Bunker

121 posted on 12/04/2014 8:10:05 PM PST by TChad (The Obamacare motto: Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.)
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To: FredZarguna; mirkwood; Gefn
cat pancake photo: Pancake Cat pancake.jpg
122 posted on 12/04/2014 8:11:34 PM PST by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: mirkwood

“It’s hard to believe, but some guys like big-gutted, hairy bitches, know what I’m sayin’?”
J-Rock, on the return of ‘Smokey’


123 posted on 12/04/2014 8:13:33 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: Lazamataz; DesertRhino
But if we don't, he will look for us, he WILL find us, and he will kill us.

Kneecaps, d00d. Just sayin'... Everyone always forgets the kneecaps.

124 posted on 12/04/2014 8:13:49 PM PST by roamer_1 (Globalism is just socialism in a business suit.)
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To: Theophilus

They were also the days:). Surprised at the response from the oldsters!
Good to see the screen names.


125 posted on 12/04/2014 8:19:32 PM PST by fuzzthatwuz
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To: All

When the Moon is in the seventh house,
And Jupiter aligns with Mars...

Key the theme to The Twilight Zone next! (Or The X-Files).


126 posted on 12/04/2014 8:27:06 PM PST by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzlims trying to kill them-)
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To: dfwgator

I'm baffled. Any of you fellers know what this is about?

Not me.

How about you flyboys?

Don't ask me, I'm drunk as usual.

I just hope he isn't talking to me.

Me too! I deprecated the works of Proust in a thread he was posting to just last week...

I called him a Sporkweasel on a Religion thread...

"Cherchez la femme!" I always say.

Hold on, I think it's code. Look here:

Scheiße! I'm more confused than ever.

You think you've got problems? My daughter is a total piece of crap.

I fail to see what this has to do with the length of Johns' mustache, or the fact that my heart is filled with a monotonous languor.

All I'll say is that his mustache isn't the only thing about John that's long...

127 posted on 12/04/2014 8:29:08 PM PST by FredZarguna (And damn'd be him that first cries, 'Hold, enough!')
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To: FredZarguna

You’d better have included that last pic, LOL!.


128 posted on 12/04/2014 8:30:40 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Morgana

All you need to know at post #127.


129 posted on 12/04/2014 8:33:12 PM PST by FredZarguna (And damn'd be him that first cries, 'Hold, enough!')
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To: mirkwood

Cash is good.


130 posted on 12/04/2014 8:33:50 PM PST by AppyPappy (If you are not part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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131 posted on 12/04/2014 8:34:41 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Utilizer

Code Aquarius isn’t correct.

The hen house is in the fox, I repeat, the hen house is in the fox.


132 posted on 12/04/2014 8:38:53 PM PST by eyedigress (e(!zOld storm chaser from the west)/?s)
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To: mirkwood

133 posted on 12/04/2014 8:40:31 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The mods stole my tagline.)
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To: mirkwood
Well, I dunno. Part of me sez, "avoid this thread like a plague of airborne anal warts" but another, better part sez, "Don't be ridiculous, Drill, anal warts aren't airborne and you can't get them from sitting next to a Liberian corpse except if it's in coach and you just stole his pack of honey mustard pretzels." But that pack of mustard pretzels was already open, know what I mean? And so at what point in our journey did the guy finally breathe his last, before or after he opened the pretzels? Because if it was afterward he's not a corpse, he's a ZOMBIE! A pretzel-eating zombie. So now I gotta count the dang things, lessee, one, two, three...how many mustard pretzels in a pack, anyways? I tried Googling it but all I get is some really NSFW pix involving a goat and a guy in San Francisco dressed as a fairy princess. Or maybe I mistyped "mustard pretzels" in the search window and it came out "airborne anal warts". That would explain the pic, at least. What do you think?
134 posted on 12/04/2014 8:47:23 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: mirkwood

I wish I were sober enough to participate in this thread.


135 posted on 12/04/2014 8:52:42 PM PST by posterchild (It takes a politician to declare a settled science.)
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To: fuzzthatwuz

Back then I thought things couldn’t get any worse. Little did I imagine...


136 posted on 12/04/2014 8:53:22 PM PST by Theophilus (Be as prolific as you are pro-life.)
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To: posterchild
I wish I were sober enough to participate in this thread.

What makes you think any of us other posters are any better off / more sober? *grin*

137 posted on 12/04/2014 8:57:54 PM PST by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzlims trying to kill them-)
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To: mirkwood

did mirk get hacked ?


138 posted on 12/04/2014 8:58:05 PM PST by campaignPete R-CT (Let the dead bury the dead. Let the GOP bury the GOP.)
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To: mirkwood

dang good thread mirk.


139 posted on 12/04/2014 9:01:29 PM PST by PieterCasparzen (We have to fix things ourselves)
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To: Morgana

“Jenna said what?


140 posted on 12/04/2014 9:03:52 PM PST by NonValueAdded (Pointing out dereliction of duty is NOT fear mongering, especially in a panDEMic)
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