[Dutchboy88]

And, I now demand...Dutch American (or you can substitute Potato Head)

[BenLurkin]

[dfwgator]

And, I now demand...Dutch American (or you can substitute Potato Head)

"Well....to tell the family secret, my grandmother was Dutch."

[trisham]

I thought that we Irish-Americans were the Potato Heads.

[Fightin Whitey]

or you can substitute Potato Head

How about... Tater Salad?

[oldbrowser]

I should be called:

Native American, Irish, Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, Greek, North African, Middle Easterner, Polynesian, East Asian, Caucasian.

[sockhead]

Rather than Potato Head I prefer Dike Jumper or Windmill Winder.