[kaehurowing]

This all started when the Carolinians usurped the throne from the Merovingians.

[Charles Martel]

Yes, I'll never hear the end of *that* squabble.

However, kicking the Muslims out of Western Europe did buy me a bit of respect. It was short-lived, though. Just look at how they honor my memory these days... with a fencing tournament. Makes me wonder why I went to so much trouble.

[CARDINALRULES]

Yep. My ancestors liked to do that.