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To: Fightin Whitey

Back in the day I did field research in Namib and Kalahari Deserts and in the Etosha Pan and would live for months in a tent inside a chain-link enclosure really out in the middle of nowhere. I grew up camping in the Cascades and Rockies and I guess I always figured most people had at least slept outdoors before - not so. Anyway, I’d start out telling the new students my two rules: always wear shoes, and NO FOOD IN THE TENT! Not even a candy wrapper, cause you see that 12 foot chain-link fence? A lion can jump over that. And you hear that sound? That’s a lion. Oh - and don’t “f” with the honey badgers and stay away from busted up termite mounds - mambas live in them and they are aggressive and can move faster than you can run. The boys were always more freaked than the girls. When hiking I liked keeping people close together so if someone strayed to far I say, “Good work, Bill - that looks like great snake habitat! Tell me if you find anything!” That makes them just about levitate. Seriously though, a cohort and I were following some critters and lost track of the time and really had to hightail to get back into camp by sundown. It was pretty freakin scary.


34 posted on 12/01/2014 10:07:48 AM PST by stormer
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To: stormer

12’ fence? Pfft...

A friend moved to the shore with his wife who was from the hills. She wanted a garden so he bought two dump trucks of compost and two of soil for her. The deer love her efforts. He put up a 6’ fence which they jumped from a standing position. Next year he went to 12’ which only the bucks could jump. He would brag about her $200 cucumbers. At least deer don’t eat people.


42 posted on 12/01/2014 2:23:34 PM PST by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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