[right way right]

In my family gatherings 6 pies was about the norm until the great Obama depression hit in 09.
Pass the Old Crow.
(I use to drink wild turkey)
We're eating a Seagull too, that I shot down at the waterfront.
(OK just kidding, for today, tomorrow?)

[haircutter]

Has anyone even seen Michelle lately,

is she even at the White House? where are the two girls?

Something is messed up with that family.

and where is that Mother-in-law??? she is really missing in action...

[MS.BEHAVIN]

If you put a brick and a seagull in the oven,
the brick would be done first and taste better!