[DCBryan1]

Final draft:

On the tenph day o' Kawanza, mah gummint done gave to me....

Ten mo lil chilluns'

Nine packs a skittles,


Eight big ole "spinnas",

Seven bags o weed,

Six pack uh "fotay's",

FIVE GOLDEN TOOFS!,
Fo’ ... struttin’ ... ho’s,
Three quarts of vodka,

Two stolen "gats",

and a Visio plasma TV!

Merry Crimmus MoFos!

[SamAdams76]

Nice job with that...but, it seems somebody already done beat you to it!

[bluejean]

Oh my, ya’ll have done yourselves proud. I love Free Republic!