Truly a man’s man.
You forgot the SARC label. You ARE kidding, right? My spayed girl-cat is more manly than this critter. No wonder he was mugged. Might as well have a tattoo on his forehead, "Mug me, I'm a stupid liberal who will justify your crime." The proper response would have been to shoot the perp or give them the beat-down of their miserable life. Preferably followed by shooting. Don't waste taxpayer $$ on vermin like this.