[Tax-chick]

Let your children bake. So they forget to flour in the cookies ... it was a chemistry experiment. Maybe your neighbor’s dogs will it eat. Then it’s a biology experiment!

[W.]

Drinking beer. Recall need to make bread. Want slightly larger portion. Add more milk. Too wet. More flour. Too dry. More wet. Finish! Un-risen dough ball now volleyball-sized. Declare surplus! Next time, 2 cups liquid, max. Haha's now...