Now, if they could just do that with a car sized battery. Or even a laptop.
Those Jews. Always coming up with something useful, making the world a better place.
What’s up with that?
Oh yeah, they are blessed.
I love miracle battery stories because they work so well to provide balance for the slow-news-day semiannual “disaster” stories such as “the coffee crop is failing”, “the chocolate crop is failing”, “the food crops will fail because all the bees are dying”, “killer sunspots will destroy the world as we know it”, and “killer computer viruses will destroy the world as we know it”.
All “miracle battery” stories follow the same trajectory: 1.) miracle lab results widely publicized in the popular press, 2.) foundation of a new company (using lots of other people’s money) to make the miracle batteries, 3.) announcements for a couple of years that “we’re working out manufacturing issues”, and then 4.) either a fade away into oblivion for small companies, or a spectacular public bankruptcy (and the dregs purchased by the Chinese) for the big companies funded with hundreds of millions of dollars of taxpayer debt.
Nanotechnology. That’s the future. Amazing things will happen when we’re able to build right down to the molecular level.
Let’s see. What technological developments have come from Israel’s neighbors? ... ... ... ...
NONE! They’re too busy building tunnels to kill Jews, learning how to make bomb vests, and sharpening their machetes.
Open up charging kiosks in locations where there used to be pay-phones. Shopping malls, airports, city street corners, etc.
They will look like slender vending machines. Insert credit card and you get thirty seconds of charging time for say $2.00 a pop. People will be lining up to get a quick charge - especially gum-snapping teenagers.
For just one charging port, you will be getting potentially $4/minute of revenue - or $240/hr during peak times. Let's say conservatively that you gross $1,000/day per charging station. And you have a thousand stations out there. You can do the math from there.
Hmmm. To charge an electric car in a few minutes, how many hundreds of amps will be required to do that?
“Using nano-technology to synthesize artificial molecules....”
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Why don’t you Israelis slow down in your technical developments and allow your muzzie neighbors to catch up, just to be fair.
They just received the patent for charging an Iphone with a microwave oven. They finally found the correct size wool sock to use.
All new microwaves will have a “charge” setting right next to the “popcorn” setting on the timer. /s
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