Posted on 11/17/2014 12:24:20 PM PST by PROCON
It's what every young child with political aspirations wants, but unfortunately, "Hillary: The Coloring Book" won't be available in time for Christmas.
Yep, you read that right. There's a Hillary Clinton coloring book, which comes out on Jan. 13 at Amazon, courtesy of Ulysses Press.
Unlike "Ted Cruz Saves America," Clinton doesn't get the superhero treatment, but instead, has a heavy dose of pantsuits, ready to be finished off by your young artists.
(Excerpt) Read more at politics.suntimes.com ...
It comes with it’s own set of trowels and paint rollers.
Im sure it comes in spaglish as well
Mexican Pantsuit - pg 8
Fast & Furious Pantsuit - pg 12
Take things away from you for the common good pantsuit - pg 1-20
I used up every single crayon in a Crayola 64 box just coloring the first outfit and still have some white space left.
CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT
(To the tune of “Frosty the Snowman”)
Crusty the pantsuit
Was like clothes that you’d discard,
With a sweat-stained top
And a stretched-out butt
And two legs that smelled like lard.
Crusty the pantsuit
Was pulled out most ev’ry day.
As she put it on,
Hilly sang this song:
“Black is slimming, so they say.”
She must have bought the pantsuit from
A wizard or an elf,
For when she took it off at night,
It stood up all by itself!
Oh . . .
Crusty the pantsuit
Was a fashion felony,
But the Freepers say,
“We can laugh and play
With these threads on Hillary.”
Frumpety frump frump,
Frumpety frump frump,
Look at Crusty glow.
Rumpety rump rump,
Rumpety rump rump,
Over the Hill we go!
ROTFLMAO!
I’ll stick with my Ollie North coloring book.
The “It Takes A Village” pantsuit, which could indeed fit an entire village is not to be missed.
Outstanding post!!!!
LOL
Edited and Designed by John Gruber, for all the Dummies of the World to Enjoy! Please color only inside the lines this time.
“Pretty in Pink Congressional Appearance Pantsuit” circa 1998 page 52.
“Hey, kids!! Here she comes, it’s...The Flying Buttress!!!”
lol
They’re all BLACK!!!
I hope there isn’t a body-painted pant suit
Oh well thanks a lot for that visual.....
lol
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