Number 3. is too funny. Protesters shall give police a 48 hour notice if they plan to have looting as part of protest operations........Check.
How about this one. 10. All protesters must be able to run faster than 2500 feet per second because that's how fast our bullets can run....
To: Beave Meister
this is going to get reallllly interesting.
I hope the shoot to kill
2 posted on
11/10/2014 7:12:07 PM PST by
mowowie
(`)
To: Beave Meister
ahaha THANK YOU I needed that one!!
3 posted on
11/10/2014 7:12:16 PM PST by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill)
To: Beave Meister
For some reason the “Protesters” think they can run rough-shod over a municipality.
They do run a risk of losing their last tooth.
4 posted on
11/10/2014 7:16:26 PM PST by
eyedigress
(e(!zOld storm chaser from the west)/?s)
To: Beave Meister
5 posted on
11/10/2014 7:16:53 PM PST by
PROCON
(OK 'pubs, let's get 'er done in 2015 or 2016 won't bode well for you.)
To: Beave Meister
8. If peaceful protests turn violent the protesters shall expect tear gas and rubber bullets to be used, so keep it peaceful… the decision to use this equipment will be made based on your actions, thus you are making the decision to be gassed 
Hahaha! Love it.
6 posted on
11/10/2014 7:17:32 PM PST by
Ray76
(We must destroy the Uniparty or be destroyed by them.)
To: Beave Meister
I heard Palestinian pro agitators are in town to instruct and spice it up, make sure it gets really violent.
8 posted on
11/10/2014 7:19:29 PM PST by
gaijin
To: Beave Meister
#8 needs a modification:
8. If peaceful protests turn violent the protesters shall expect tear gas and rubber lead bullets to be used, so keep it peaceful… the decision to use this equipment will be made based on your actions, thus you are making the decision to be gassed or filled full of holes.
9 posted on
11/10/2014 7:20:22 PM PST by
41Thunder
(It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.)
To: Beave Meister
Very cute, but this is where it all falls apart ...
... Protest leaders will communicate to all protesters ...
While the "protests" are organized in a sense, the idea of leaders who can command anything is ridiculous.
13 posted on
11/10/2014 7:29:04 PM PST by
Salman
To: Beave Meister
Satire is supposed to be listed as such isn’t it?
15 posted on
11/10/2014 7:33:53 PM PST by
CynicalBear
(For I decided to know nothing among you except Jesus)
To: Beave Meister
Appropriate reply: “Nuts!”
18 posted on
11/10/2014 7:40:50 PM PST by
CrazyIvan
(I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
To: Beave Meister
These rules are for when they re-start the riots after the Grand Jury makes a decision about charging officer Wilson in the death of Michael Brown.When is the Grand Jury decision supposed to come out?
To: Beave Meister
Best comment at the article...
‘’anyone who gets too far out of hand gets to answer to Darren Wilson!’’
LOL
22 posted on
11/10/2014 8:24:13 PM PST by
glasseye
To: Beave Meister
23 posted on
11/10/2014 8:42:21 PM PST by
Dallas59
To: Beave Meister; a fool in paradise
if they plan to have looting
lolz!!
25 posted on
11/10/2014 9:03:31 PM PST by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: Beave Meister
The new rules hereabouts is that you must mark satire as such. Some folks are easily confused.
27 posted on
11/10/2014 9:06:04 PM PST by
EDINVA
To: Beave Meister
28 posted on
11/10/2014 9:06:44 PM PST by
Pining_4_TX
(All those who were appointed to eternal life believed. Acts 13:48)
To: Beave Meister
In the past LOOTERS were shot on sight.
After the Johnstown Flood they were shot.
After the San Francisco earthquake they were shot on sight.
What’s wrong with doing the same now?
To: Beave Meister
1. The first priority will be for protestors to remember “don’t break the law”
Don’t make me laugh, please! The cops WATCHED them break the law last time out. This is why cops face a greater danger this go ‘round.
35 posted on
11/11/2014 5:36:52 AM PST by
TalBlack
(Evil doesn't have a day job.)
To: Beave Meister
They need to turn this into a football game.
Captain Protestor, this is Captain Cop. Captain Cop, this is Captain Protestor. Captain Protestor, you call the toss."
"Heads"
"Ha. It's tails. You lose. Captain Cop, you can use lead bullets and machine guns as needed. You can also..."
To: Beave Meister
Well, when the video comes out of the shoot, there won't be any protests:
37 posted on
11/11/2014 6:41:16 AM PST by
DCBryan1
(No realli, moose bytes can be quite nasti!!)
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