The whole article is a tasteless joke, based on a scene in the movie Animal House.
Agreed.
Admin, can we label this (bad) satire please?
Oh, you’re no fun anymore.
Yes it is. I did do some research of the real Fawn Hall and she listed a house for sale at $2.5 million in 2007. A widow, she lives well and quietly these days.
I do not want to carp, but the article does not seem to be first page material. Maybe just me though.