CARRIE UNDERWOOD: As we stand here and celebrate and have a good time, we recognize that people around the world are worried.
BRAD PAISLEY: Yeah, you can’t turn on the TV or open up a newspaper or click on a website without being reminded of the epidemic that we’re all facing. And I don’t think I’m out of line by saying that this condition has hit Nashville the hardest.
UNDERWOOD: That’s right, Brad. And of course, we’re talking about Postpartum Taylor Swift Disorder. Or, as it’s more commonly known, PPTSD.
PAISLEY: Why isn’t our government doing something about this? I’ll be the first one to say it. President Obama does not care about Postpartum Taylor Swift Disorder.
UNDERWOOD: I’m pretty sure that’s why the Democrats lost the Senate. But Brad, how do you know the President doesn’t care?
PAISLEY: I know he doesn’t care because I asked him.
UNDERWOOD: When did you ask the President?
PAISLEY: Yesterday, I jumped the White House fence, ran across the lawn, the door was wide open. He was in the East Room meeting and I said, “Mr. President, are you upset about this Taylor Swift situation?” and I’ll never forget what he said.
UNDERWOOD: What did he say?
PAISLEY: No.