Although I agree with your assessment of ZeroHedge, the term Buying Panic has been around in this country for decades. Adam Smith used it in Supercurrency in the 70’s to describe what happened when Lyndon Johnson announced he wasn’t running for re-election.
You could also see it used when Volcker finally announced that the Fed was easing in the early 80’s.
I’m sure you are correct, but it is perfect for Zero Hedge.
Other possible ZeroHedge terms:
Depressing happiness
Dangerous stability
Chicken Little was right!