re: Cain/Bigfoot - gotta love the mormon urban legends. Say, have you heard the one about the (temple statue, elevators in the temple, number of spots for paintings on the wall, etc.)?
Re: Missionary who served, came home, and then got called back 4 years later like in that nightmare I have every 6 weeks - oh, wow, you have that same nightmare? LOL
(Glad we can co-appreciate some lds humor together...wishing a wonderful Harvest season/All Hallow’s Eve/ensuing All Saints day to you & loved ones this week! May you every day continue to thank God for the spouse and kids and loved ones God has granted...giving Him glory for every detail!)
The first costume is a Latter-Day Saint who is not permitted by the church to use birth control (or to dance).
The second costume requires two guys in costume. One goes as Albert Einstein and the second goes as James E. Talmadge.