Good, I never understood string theory anyway.
#10 it is what comes out of a can.
Here are some astro physicists learning about string theory
http://lukaskeapproth.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/grad-6.jpg
I did. Strings were always better for the love scenes. Once I saw a movie where they used a tuba, but it just didn't have the same romantic feel to it.