Lo and behold, Brian Kopp DPM, one of the most traditionalist and orthodox Catholics on this forum, has stood forth to defend the sacred two thousand year old Catholic doctrine of evolution and to defend the Mother Church of all simple child-like peasants (so long as they aren't rednecks--ugggh!!!) from the Judaeo-Masonic-Protestant doctrine of BIBLE-WORSHIPING CREATIONISM, that scourge of souls throughout the world and to which only a belief that the story in the Book of Jonah actually happened can even remotely be compared in its diabolical infamy!
I realize that you think that both I and the Religion Moderator don't recognize potty language when you write it, but, believe it or not, despite being an inbred moron who lives in a trailer and thinks Blacks have skin like snakes (which I simultaneously handle), I've actually read Gulliver's Travels. The whole, unexpurgated thing. It was the subject of a book review in my senior year of high school.