[Pearls Before Swine]

A man calls in to a radio show, claiming his future son-in-law was seated next to the vomiting man on the airliner that was recently in the news. Audio only, 5 minutes, 45 seconds.

If I was seated next to a vomiting African on a flight, they'd have to cuff me to my seat. I'd be back at the stewardess's fold down seat in a flash, and they'd have to drag me, sedate me, and handcuff me to sit next to a possible death sentence.

[dinodino]

Me too! There is no chance I would put up with that.