Lol. My biggest issue, I believe, is being born about 150 years too late! I would be so much more happy crossing the plains to homestead here in Colorado and live the life of a mountain man. I've been trying hard as I can to live the mountain man existence, but it's not easy to do anymore with all the requirements, regulations, ord's, etc.
I was born 74 years ago, right here in Houston. We had a cow, a horse, chickens etc. I don’t miss those things but if I had to live without my Tahoe, my computer, my cell phone and especially air conditioning in the summer, I would be a basket case.