[Fido969]

Well, as soon as they all break into a chorus of “We Are The World” the virus will vanish!

[Cboldt]

"It's a small world after all"
"I'm so hot"
"Bleeding from my pores over you"

Now, I'd probably enjoy a Weird Al Yankovik take on some song, modified to be about ebola. Even though ebola isn't a laughing matter, Gallows humor, etc.