We can’t be right. They say us global warming is heating the planet. When it gets colder instead, they say global warming makes it colder. They say hurricanes are increasing, and when they decrease they say global warming causes less hurricanes. They say the oceans levels are rising, but only in certain areas where the ground also happens to be sinking. They say the “real effects” wont be felt for decades, when they’ll be safely out of power or dead. They have research studies where they blatantly plant false data and expect everyone to ignore it and not ask questions.
Don't forget the Pause. If nothing at all happens, it's global warming.
They have a roulette wheel where if the marble lands on red or black, the House (the Government) wins.
Even if the marble lands on the floor, the House wins.
They have a rigged game. They need to think up a more believable scam involving unicorns or leprechauns