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October 10, 2014
Posted on 10/10/2014 6:01:33 PM PDT by NKP_Vet
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posted on
10/10/2014 6:01:33 PM PDT
by
NKP_Vet
To: NKP_Vet
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posted on
10/10/2014 6:04:29 PM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(Got Ebola? Come to America! Die and have the family sue whitey.)
To: NKP_Vet
If your brother-in-law is also your uncle...
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posted on
10/10/2014 6:04:56 PM PDT
by
aomagrat
(Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
To: NKP_Vet
Hey, I live in E. Tenn.
I’ve got 8 Generations from West, by Gawd, Virginia
These hear parts resemble those remarks
To: aomagrat
If your brother-in-law is also your uncle... Don't Muzzies do the same thing?
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posted on
10/10/2014 6:11:36 PM PDT
by
Mark17
(So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde and that's it hanging on the shed. Altogether now)
To: HangnJudge
North Carolina redneck here and proud of it!
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posted on
10/10/2014 6:12:43 PM PDT
by
NKP_Vet
To: NKP_Vet
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posted on
10/10/2014 6:15:52 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am)
To: NKP_Vet
You could add: A Chihuahua is a redneck car alarm or a good burglar alarm.
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posted on
10/10/2014 6:18:05 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am)
To: NKP_Vet
Speaking of trailer jokes......
I helped a friend move to another state after he had purchased a business there. He was by no means poor, the family owned several auto dealerships. Part of the property he bought included a double wide and he thought that living there while they shopped for a permanent home was a good idea. His spoiled trophy (now ex) wife thought different. I was carrying a box of toiletries into their abode and asked where to put them. She told me to put them in the master bath. I asked if that was the one closest to the hitch or the taillights. I will never forget the look I got!
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posted on
10/10/2014 6:19:00 PM PDT
by
CrazyIvan
(I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
To: NKP_Vet
Gotta speak redneck too.
Widjadija: So dija bring yer dawg widjadija?
To: NKP_Vet
This is ridiculous:
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines.'
The last words are, "GO TO HELL, OLE MISS!!"
To: NKP_Vet
If you have ever used pieces of drywall to fills holes in your driveway.
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posted on
10/10/2014 6:23:48 PM PDT
by
BBell
(I'm cynical and sarcastic and therefore I love Ann Coulter)
To: NKP_Vet
Redneck took his daughter to the Doctor, and told him she needs to be fitted for a diaphram. The Doctor looks at her chart and says, “She is 13 years old! is she sexually active?” The dad says, “No, she just lays there like her mother does.”
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posted on
10/10/2014 6:24:07 PM PDT
by
FatherofFive
(Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
To: CrazyIvan
What do a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
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posted on
10/10/2014 6:24:38 PM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is PUBLIC ENEMY #1)
To: NKP_Vet
If everyone in your family and all your relatives have worked at walmart at one time or another.
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posted on
10/10/2014 6:25:22 PM PDT
by
BBell
(I'm cynical and sarcastic and therefore I love Ann Coulter)
To: NKP_Vet
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posted on
10/10/2014 6:28:23 PM PDT
by
Dallas59
To: NKP_Vet
Me and Bubba take great offense at you mocking us.
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posted on
10/10/2014 6:29:07 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(Ask Yourself This..Are You More Likely to be Infected or Beheaded Today Than You Were 6 Years Ago?)
To: aomagrat
...your home and your car are both up on blocks.
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posted on
10/10/2014 6:30:38 PM PDT
by
aomagrat
(Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
To: NKP_Vet
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posted on
10/10/2014 6:35:54 PM PDT
by
hdbc
(FUBO)
To: NKP_Vet
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