brown recluses are a serious spider bite.
Can’t they just termite tent the place and nuke them?
‘Then there was the time Susan was in the shower. She had to dodge a spider that fell from the ceiling. Fortunately, it was washed down the drain.’
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The dreaded Clinton spider.
The brown recluse is one of, if not the most deadly of spiders bites. The Brown recluse is a nasty little b!tch. Another deadly little spider is the Trap Door, she’s got a wicked venom too.
Send in a robot with cesium and irradiate the house.
In some countries they would be delighted with the prospect of never ending snacks. Remember, Moo and the UN have recommended insects as a good source of protein.
Sir, is this gonna be a stand up fight or another bug hunt?
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!
Or not.
This should make it clear that no house whatsoever should be built on that spot. Some areas are pre-owned by animals who have lived there for generations. I’ve heard of many snake infested houses. Sometimes, they simply will not leave, there are too many attracting smells and agents that bring them back. If I was a Native American, I might speculate the land may be a burial ground for someone or something dissatisfied about the terms of their demise. This presence has all eternity to make your life hellish.
Look up the “Pelican Spider”: they’ve been preying on other spiders—and some have turned up in amber fossils, from millions of years ago.
Kinda creepy for a spider story.Wife’s cousin weighs about 85 pounds now and has very little of her pancreas left due to a brown recluse spider bite nearly 6 years ago. I could not tell you just how many times she has been hospitalized and no one would believe just what all this poor woman has been put through. I would have blown my brains out years ago!
Now she’s going into full blown diabetes, after a long drawn out bankruptcy and she doesn’t have much of anything left to fight with. We fear if she gets a bad cold or flu in the near future we will be attending her funeral.
Brown recluse spiders are vile, nasty creatures-much like liberals...